Beans of Old

Welcome to Beans of Old, where the ancient wisdom of the bean is shared with the modern world.

Beans have been around for thousands of years, and in that time, they've learned to be quite... wise. Join us for a series of absurd and hilarious articles about the Bean's greatest hits.

The Bean's Greatest Wisdom

1. "The bean is like the universe, but smaller."

2. "A bean in the hand is worth two in the bush."

3. "Don't count your beans before they hatch."

For more on the Bean's wisdom, see:

• Beans Are the Answer
• Bean There, It Is