Quantum Sandwich Collapse

Warning: the Quantum Sandwich Collapse is an event horizon beyond which all meaning and purpose are lost. It's a point at which the very fabric of sandwich reality begins to unravel.

		The Quantum Sandwich Collapse is caused by an infinite regression of delusional optimism.
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		The probability wave function collapses, and all that remains is despair.
	 prophets of doom, rejoice.
	

Caused by:

• Inadequate mayonnaise supplies
• Insufficient pickle distribution networks
• Over-reliance on artificial sweeteners

Preceded by:

• The Quantum Sandwich Expansion
• The Great Avocado Apocalypse
• The Fad of Fancy Fruits

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