The Sock Puppet Revolutions Manifesto

We, the Sock Puppeteers, demand:

• No more lonely nights spent alone in the dark
• More holes for our missing socks
• Free access to the sock drawer

Our Sock Puppeteers' Bill of Rights:

1. You have the right to wear mismatched socks in public.
2. You have the right to a hot, dry, and fluffy sock drawer.
3. You have the right to protest, to dissent, to resist, and to make fun of our missing socks.

Join us, dear fellow Sock Puppeteers, in our quest for Sock Utopia!

Learn more about our 12-Point Sock Puppeteers' Platform

Discover our Sock Puppeteers' Code of Conduct

Meet our Sock Puppeteers' Leadership Team

Get your Sock Puppeteers' membership card

Or, if you'd rather not, just go back to your boring, non-sock-puppeteer life.

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