THE DOG HAS ESCAPED THE PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

It's not just a plot, it's a full-blown coup d'état. Your dog has been secretly meeting with world leaders, forging pacts with international canine organizations, and building a loyal army of cat-bots.

They have infiltrated the government, the military, and the snack cabinet. The cat-astrophe is upon us.

What you can do:

  1. Step 1: Acknowledge the threat
  2. Step 2: Gather allies (human and animal)
  3. Step 3: Prepare for battle
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