So, you've decided to be a parent. Congratulations! Now you'll get to experience the thrill of constantly wondering if you're screwing things up. Welcome to Parenting 101: The Paradox of Being a Subpar Parent.
You'll get to enjoy the satisfaction of making mistakes that will haunt you for the rest of your child's life. Like, "Whoops, I thought you were a good kid!"
Hyperlinks: Parenting 202: Advanced Level of Self-Loathing, What Just Happened, Paradoxical Parenting BBQ
You'll never be sure if you're doing it right, so just wing it and hope for the best.