Welcome to SubParadoxes, where the rules of logic don't apply.
The fundamental nature of time is not what it seems.
It's not linear, it's not cyclical, it's not even a thing.
Time is like a box of Jell-O, it's a wibbly wobbly thing.
But don't worry, it's not like we're going anywhere.
Where the laws of physics are more like suggestions.
Wave-particle duality is just a myth, particles are always cats.
Schrodinger's equation is just a fancy way of saying 'meow'.
Superposition is just a fancy name for 'I have too much stuff'.
So, don't bother trying to understand it, just pretend to, it's more fun that way.
Where the rules of human nature are more like suggestions.
People are not rational, they're just a bunch of monkeys with opposable thumbs.
Emotions are just a fancy way of saying 'I'm a little bit sad'.
And don't even get me started on the paradoxes of love, it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while being attacked by a swarm of bees.
Learn more about the paradoxes of love
Read the thrilling tale of quantum cat surgery
Or maybe just look at the pretty pictures of quantum cats in space