Subpatches

Welcome to Subpatches, the premier destination for the most discerning patcher.

Here you can find the most exclusive, the most rare, the most utterly useless patches in all the land!

Get your hands on our limited edition, hand-embroidered badges!
Discover the secret patchy-mcguffin, known only to a select few!

What's the difference between a patch and a subpatch?

A patch is a large, sweeping alteration to your wardrobe. A subpatch, on the other hand, is a tiny, insignificant adjustment, often hidden from view.

Why should I care?

Because, dear patcher, you have a right to know!

Learn more about the enigmatic Patchy McGee!
And don't forget to ask about Patchy McGee's Brother, the lesser-known relative of the infamous Patchy McGee!

Subpatches is not responsible for any emotional damage caused by our patches.

Use at your own risk, patcher.