Are you tired of your appendicitis being as smooth as a well-greased snake oil salesman? Do you want to add a little extra flair to your patching routine?
This is the patch that started it all. The foundation upon which all other patches are built. It includes the essential oils and herbs to get you started on your journey to becoming a master patcher.
Learn MoreTake your patching skills to the next level with this advanced edition. Includes extra features like a built-in harmonica and a complimentary set of steak knives.
Read the ManualThis is the patch that will make all your friends jealous. It includes the secret ingredient that makes your appendicitis patches taste like a fine wine.
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