Subpatch 1.3.1 - The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Crochetin'

You've found our most secret stash of subpatches.
Subpatch 1.3.2 - A Brief History of Unraveling
Subpatch 1.3.3 - Advanced Techniques for Tangled Messes

Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Crochetin' can be hazardous to your sanity.