This subpatch is a secret patch, hidden from the prying eyes of the non-loyal subjects of Patchnotes. Only those who know the password may enter.
You must answer the riddle: What lies at the center of the Earth, yet is not a rock?
If you answer correctly, a cookie will be awarded.
But if you fail, you will be redirected to Patchnotes where you will be forced to read the fine print.
Good luck!