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Subpatch 1.3.2.2: A Subpar Patching Service

Welcome, puny user, to Subpatch 1.3.2.2, where the patches are always subpar and the humor is always forced.

You requested the utterly absurd Subpatch 1.3.2.2. Here it is. Enjoy the experience.

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Subpatch 1.3.2.2's Patching Services

1. Patch your broken toaster

2. Patch your non-functional toaster

3. Pitifully attempt to patch your toaster while it's still working