The Evil Laundry Goblins: A Theory of Sock Disappearance

It's no secret that socks have gone missing in the wash more often than not. Some blame the washing machine, others the dryer. But little do they know, it's not the machines we should be blaming. No, it's the real culprits: the evil laundry goblins.

These mischievous creatures lurk in the shadows of our laundry rooms, waiting to snatch our socks when we're not looking. They're like tiny, malevolent imps, feeding on the very fabric of our existenceประก.

But how do we stop them? How do we prevent these goblins from stealing our socks? Ah, it's quite simple, really. You see, the key to stopping the goblins is to deploy sock-repellent technology. It's the only way to ensure your socks stay on your feet and not in the clutches of these evil goblins.

But that's not all. Oh no. The goblins are just the beginning. There are more sinister forces at play here. Want to know more? Read about Sock Napping Syndrome.