Buy Cheddar, Save Selves

Welcome to Buy Cheddar, Save Selves, the only place where you can buy cheddar and save your own sanity!

We've got all the cheddar you'll ever need, from classic to smoked, and even cheddar-flavored chocolate (don't knock it 'til you try it, trust us).

But it's not just about the cheddar. Oh no, it's about the experience. Come for the cheese, stay for the existential dread.

Escape the Farm if you're feeling trapped, or Learn to Cook if you're feeling lost.

Or, you know, just Buy Cheddar and deal with the consequences.