Get in touch with us, but not too in touch. We have a firewall.

Dear concerned citizen of the multiverse, we are the Council of Interdimensional Bureaucratic Entities. Our response to your query will be delayed by an unpredictable amount of time, possibly forever, due to the complexities of transdimensional paperwork.

For your convenience, we have created a contact form that will probably just get lost in our infinite paperwork vortex. Please fill it out and we'll... maybe... try... to... respond.

Name (not that it matters):
Query (be vague, it's more fun):
Submit (if you dare)

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Alternate Contact Form, which is probably just as effective but more... colorful.