Steve's Sock Puppet Society Shop
Welcome to the most exclusive club for sock puppets with a penchant for the finer things in life!
We offer a wide selection of artisanal sock puppets, carefully crafted with love and a hint of disdain for the common masses.
Our puppets are made from the finest materials, including:
- High-quality, imported felt
- Hand-knotted, artisanal stitching
- A hint of sass and attitude
We also offer:
- A free side-eye with every purchase
- A complimentary "I'm judging you" glance from our shopkeeper
- A chance to befriend the shopkeeper's pet, Mr. Whiskers the cat
Popular Sock Puppet Collections:
Sock Puppets of Disdain
Sock Puppets of Outrage
Sock Puppets of Snark
Visit us today and experience the snark!
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