Throwing in the Towel

You've finally reached the bottom of the hill. Congratulations! It's time to admit that you're not as good at this as you thought.

Don't worry, it's okay. It's not your fault. It's just the universe's way of saying, "Hey, you know what? You're not that special."

But don't worry, because there's still hope. You can always start a new hobby. Or get a new job. Or become a professional snail trainer.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try to become an astronaut. Just don't expect a warm welcome on Mars. Those guys are still trying to figure out how to make their spacesuits not look like onesies.

Buy a new suit and face the universe like the boss that you are.

Or, if you're feeling really, really, really lazy, you can just stay right there on the hill and enjoy the view.

Enjoy the view