Ask the Artist

A Sub-Problematic Page

Here's where you can ask the artist anything and everything.

We have experts in all things obscure, bizarre, and utterly useless.

Don't ask us for advice, though. We're still figuring it out.

Sub-questions Page Artist Statements Page

Some Random Artist Statements:

  1. Artist 1: 'I'm not an expert, but I play one on TV.'
  2. Artist 2: 'Art is like pizza, but without the toppings.'
  3. Artist 3: 'I'd rather be a painter than a plumber, but I'm not sure I'd be good at it.'

Some Random Sub-Questions:

  1. Subquestion 1: 'Is it art if I use glitter as a medium?'
  2. Subquestion 2: 'Can I paint with my feet if I wear a pair of socks?'
  3. Subquestion 3: 'Does it count as a masterpiece if it's just me staring at the wall for 10 minutes?'