Welcome to the Dark Lord's Lair

This is the secret hideaway of the most powerful and diabolical Dark Lord in all the land. Or at least, it's a really nice cave.

Features:

• Free Wi-Fi (for those pesky minions)
• State-of-the-art torture rack
• Unlimited supply of dark, foreboding music

Navigation:

• The Dark Lord's Library (Where the Dark Lord keeps all their favorite books)
• The Dark Lord's Laboratory (Where the Dark Lord concocts their latest evil plans)
• The Dark Lord's Dungeon (Where the Dark Lord stores all their doomsday devices)