Torture Methods

The Art of Whipping

Whipping. A classic. The go-to for when you want to get the point across without getting too... messy. Learn more about our expert whipping techniques

A well-placed whip crackin' away

The Painful Paddle

For when you want to really get the waterboard out of your victim. Or just for fun.

Read our guide on how to use the paddle responsibly

The Questionable Question Mark

The Questionable Question Mark is not actually a real method, but we like it. Maybe.

Learn more about the theoretical basis of our totally-not-real method

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