Welcome, fellow optimists! Here, we'll outline the most efficient, most rational, and most delightfully absurd subroutines for achieving greatness. Browse the subroutines by their level of optimism:
Naive Optimism:
Because who needs facts, really?
Realistic Optimism:
Because the glass is half full, but also half empty, so we'll just split our differences and have a drink together.
Cynical Optimism:
Because, let's face it, everything's probably going to go wrong, but we'll just pretend it's not, and hope for the best.