Welcome to the land of endless forms, pointless meetings, and unnecessary approvals!
We're glad you're here to experience the thrill of waiting in line for your number to be called.
But don't worry, it's not all bad. We have a vast network of interconnected cubicles, each one a marvel of efficiency and productivity.
Click on the links below to learn more about our various levels of red tape:
Level 1: Initial Assessment Level 2: Middle Management Level 3: Final Review The Appraisal Process (for our highly trained and highly paid auditors)At Level 1, you'll experience the thrill of meeting with one of our highly trained intake specialists.
They'll ask you questions, take notes, and then... disappear into the void, leaving you to wonder if you'll ever see them again.
Take the Initial Assessment Form