The Overplanning and Procrastination Subroutines

Warning: The following subroutines are highly addictive and may cause irreparable damage to productivity.

• Bikeshedding: the art of creating an endless list of minor tasks to avoid actual progress.
• Analysis Paralysis: a technique for examining every detail until the deadline is missed.
• The Hamster Wheel of Procrastination: where you spend all day running on the wheel but getting nowhere.