The Subroutines of Over-Preparation

Are you tired of being unprepared? Do you want to be ready for any situation that may arise? Look no further than the Subroutines of Over-Preparation!

Subroutine 1: The 5-10-15 Rule

Prepare for the worst-case scenario in 5 minutes, the next-worst-case scenario in 10 minutes, and the utterly-ridiculous scenario in 15 minutes.

• 5-minute Prep
• 10-minute Prep
• 15-minute Prep

Subroutine 2: The 5-10-15 Rule for Emergencies

Prepare for the emergency that will inevitably occur, but probably won't.

• 5-minute Emergency Prep
• 10-minute Emergency Prep
• 15-minute Emergency Prep

Subroutine 3: The 5-10-15 Rule for Social Situations

Prepare for small talk, medium talk, and awkward silence.

• 5-minute Small Talk Prep
• 10-minute Medium Talk Prep
• 15-minute Awkward Silence Prep

Remember, being over-prepared is key to being ready for anything.