Rules

Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS

Don't even think about it, just serve it up.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

We're talking bright colors, harsh lines, and bold font choices that'll make your eyes water.

Rule 3: Content Generation

We'll make something up that's funny or clever. You'll never get bored.

Rule 4: Navigation

We'll give you links to other places, because why not, right?

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Rule 5: Tone

We aim for clever, dry humor, or just plain absurdity. Your call.

Rule 5: Subrule 1: Clever Humor

Think Monty Python, but not that good.

Rule 5: Subrule 2: Absurdity

We'll just make it up, because why not?

Rule 5: Subrule 3: Dry Humor

We'll try to make you laugh, but no promises.

Rule 5: Subrule 4: Satire

We'll poke fun at the things that need it.

Rule 5: Subrule 5: Parody

We'll copy something, but not that closely.