Subrules for Socks with Holes

The Ultimate Guide to Holey Socks

Welcome to Subrules for Socks with Holes, the most comprehensive guide to embracing the holes in your life. Because let's face it, we've all got holes. In our socks, that is.

We've got the rules for dealing with holes of all shapes and sizes. From the tiny ones that don't bother you, to the giant ones that make you waddle like a duck.

Subrule 1: The Holey Sock Index

Measure your sock's hole size in millimeters. Yes, it's that simple. Use the chart below:

0-5mm Tiny Holes
5-15mm Medium Holes
15-30mm Large Holes
30+mm Dude, Just Cut Them Off

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