Welcome to the most basic of subscriptions, because who needs fancy stuff, right?
Bronze Tier - The lowest of the low, this tier is for those who don't even bother to show up.
Silver Tier - A step up from the bottom, this tier is for the faint of heart.
Gold Tier - Now we're getting fancy, but not too fancy.
Choose wisely, peasant.
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Disclaimer: Not actually a real subscription service. Don't try to cancel or refund, it won't work.