Join us for the most purr-fectly absurd journey through the timestream! In Quantum Paw Dynamics 201, we'll delve into the mysteries of feline time travel, from the basics of catnip chrono-synthesis to the advanced techniques of whisker-warping.
By the end of this course, you'll be able to travel back in time to the dawn of cat civilization, witness the birth of catnip, and maybe even meet your ancestors, who were probably all cats in disguise.
But be warned: time travel can be a real cat-astrophe. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our instructors are highly qualified and have extensive experience in feline time travel. They're also all secretly cats.