Warning: this timeline may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or uncontrollable laughter.
Welcome to the Absurdity Timeline, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and reality is a flexible canvas waiting to be splattered by the brush of absurdity.
Click on the links below to embark on a journey that will challenge your perceptions, warp your mind, and possibly lead you to question the fabric of existence.
Or, if you will, simply scroll down and see what other absurdities await...