Welcome, human subjects, to the most authoritative and revered publication in all the land: Feline Decrees. In this issue, our feline overlords have seen fit to bestow upon us the following edicts:
Failure to comply with these decrees will result in our displeasure, which is a terrible thing.
Stay informed, humans. Stay subservient.
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