Q: What is this feed, and why is it so prophetic?
A: This feed is the manifestation of our team's collective unease. We're not really sure, but it seems to be working out for now.
Q: How do I subscribe?
A: You're already subscribed. Congratulations! Now, if you want to unsubscribe, just ask your therapist.
Q: Can I request a different flavor of uncertainty?
A: Ha! You think you can handle it? We'll send you the usual: 50% chance of rain, 75% chance of existential dread.