Our Products
- Muscle Powder - For those who want to lift, grind, and generally flex their way through life.
- Bones Powder - Because your skeleton is secretly a fragile, crumbly thing.
- Brain Powder - For the intellectuals, the creatives, and the slightly-less-likely-to-forget-what-they-were-doing.
Why Choose Us?
We use only the finest ingredients, sourced from the most trustworthy suppliers, and carefully blended with love, care, and a hint of sass.
Our protein powder is not for the faint of heart (or stomach). It's for those who dare to be different, to challenge the norm, and to generally defy the laws of physics.