Answers to prophets and sages of the land, gather 'round!

Welcome to the Answers to All Life Questions, where our team of experts (and prophets) have compiled the most comprehensive, yet completely useless, collection of answers to every life's greatest enigmas.

From 'What is the meaning of life?' to 'Where can I find the best tacos in the city?', we've got you covered.

• What is the meaning of life?
• Where can I find the best tacos in the city?
• Should I use a brother-in-law as a sacrificial lamb in the game of telephone?
• How many ways can I arrange 10 identical dresses in the attic?
• What is the safest way to cross a highway with a bicycle?
• Should I use a toilet brush as a microphone in a concert?
• What is the best way to ask for help when I accidentally lock myself outside of my house in the middle of the night?
• Can I ride a dog as a horse in a race?