A: It's a mystical package deal that unlocks access to our secret underground bunker, where you can bask in the radiance of a thousand LED lights while sipping artisanal space-juice.
A: If you're still unsure, ask yourself: have you ever experienced true enlightenment? No? Then, yes, it's a steal.
A: Of course! We'll just... reassign your account to a lower caste of subscriber. Don't worry, it'll still be a blast, but with fewer lights and less space-juice.
A: Benefits?! Ha! You'll be receiving the most intangible, yet transcendent, sense of superiority over the common rabble.
A: Oh, there's a money-back guarantee all right. We'll refund your money the moment the world ends, which, coincidentally, is when our premium plan expires. So, it's a win-win!