Q: What is this place?
This is the pit of despair, but with more despair.
Q: What's the deal with all the spikes?
Those are just regular spikes. Don't touch.
Q: Can I have a refund?
Sorry, you're not getting a refund. The portal to the surface is closed.
Q: Will I ever see the light of day again?
Only if you're a cockroach.
Q: Can I get a map?
Here's a map, but it's not going to help you.
Q: What's the deal with all the screaming and wailing?
That's just the soundtrack.
Q: Can I have a snack?
There are no snacks here. Only despair.
Q: Will I ever escape?
No, but you might as well get used to the darkness.