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Lost Cause FAQ

Q: What to do when lost in the vast expanse of existence?

A: Panic, but only after checking your phone for a map

When faced with uncertainty, it's natural to feel overwhelmed. But before you start crying, take a moment to check your phone for any hidden maps or clues. It's possible that a cryptic message from a mysterious stranger will lead you back on track. Or, you know, just use Google Maps, that's what the cool kids do.

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Q: Will I ever find my way back to the couch?

A: Only if you're on a treadmill

Let's face it, the odds are slim, but not impossible. If you're on a treadmill, just keep walking and hope for the best. If not, well, you might as well enjoy the scenic views of the unknown.