What's the point of our website, anyway?
We're not really sure. We just thought it'd be a good idea.
Is this website actually serving a purpose or is it just for show?
Definitely for show. But hey, at least it's a nice show.
Can we get some actual help or support here?
Sorry, no. We're not really into support. Maybe try asking a real person for help?
Will we ever get around to fixing this website or is it just going to be a mess forever?
No promises. But hey, it's not like it's hurting anyone. Much.