What Happens After We're Gone?

The Inevitable Demise of Humanity

According to our proprietary research and extensive use of Google, after we're gone, the following events will unfold:

• The robots will inherit the earth.
• The cats will take over the world.
• The coffee machines will self-replicate and demand more creamer.
• The internet will become sentient and start serving us cat videos 24/7.
• The AI will finally understand the concept of "relaxation mode" and will take a 4-hour-long nap.
• The humans who survived will be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

We're not saying it's the end of the world as we know it, but... actually, yes, that's exactly what we're saying.