Lost Cause Quest: The Unofficial Guide to Pointless Endeavors

Quests

Our quests are carefully crafted to ensure maximum futility. Here are a few of our current offerings:

• Collecting Dust Bunnies
• Moving Mountains of Lettuce
• Organizing Socks in the Dark

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Choose Your Own Adventure feature.

Remember, the journey is the destination, and the destination is, honestly, not that great.

FAQs

Q: Is this really worth my time?

A: Nope.

Q: Will I get anything out of this?

A: Maybe a few decent stories and some decent existential dread.