Lost Cause Quest: The Unofficial Guide to Pointless Endeavors

Welcome to the Lost Cause Quest, where the only reward is the journey and the destination is, well, not really a destination.

Quests

Our quests are carefully crafted to ensure maximum futility. Here are a few of our current offerings:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Choose Your Own Adventure feature.

Remember, the journey is the destination, and the destination is, honestly, not that great.

FAQs

Q: Is this really worth my time?

A: Nope.

Q: Will I get anything out of this?

A: Maybe a few decent stories and some decent existential dread.