Absurdist Symposium

A gathering of the absurdist elite

Welcome, distinguished guests, to our esteemed symposium on the absurd. Today's topics of discussion include:

• Paradoxical Parley: Resolving the Unsolvable
• Absurd Logic: The Art of Reasoning with Nonsense
• Chaos Theorists' Conclave: The Gathering of the Unpredictable

And, as always, our infamous Absurdist Open Bar, serving Absinthe and Socratic water.