Warning: This page is a rabbit hole of existential despair.
You've come here seeking answers, but all you'll find are socks.
A sock is not just a sock, but a reflection of your soul.
Each sock is a tiny, threadbare universe unto itself.
According to Sock Puppet Theory, each sock has a hidden identity, a persona it projects onto the world through its very existence.
Study Sock Puppet Theory in depth at /socks-as-actors.
Join the Sock Fandoms, where enthusiasts gather to worship the almighty sock.
Explore the Sock Fandoms at /sock-wars.
Confront the bleak truth: Socks are but fleeting, ephemeral things.
Embrace the Sock Existentialism at /sock-nothingness.