Why Do I Keep Losing My Shoes?
It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries. A question that has driven scientists, philosophers, and shoe enthusiasts alike to the brink of madness.
According to our research, the average person loses 5 pairs of shoes per year. That's 17,520 shoes lost per capita, per decade. It's a staggering statistic.
But what's behind this phenomenon? Is it a case of sheer forgetfulness, or is there something more sinister at play?
Join us as we explore the mysterious world of lost shoes, and uncover the shocking truths behind our disappearing footwear.