Solitude Sandwiches: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the purpose of a Solitude Sandwich?

A: It's a meal that's only enjoyable when eaten alone, in a quiet, dimly lit room, with a hint of existential dread.

See also: Solitude Sandwich Recipes

Or, if you will, The Philosophy of Solitude Sandwiches

Q: Can I eat a Solitude Sandwich if I'm not feeling lonely?

A: Only if you're feeling a deep, crushing sense of ennui.

Try our Ennui Solutions for more info.

Q: How do I store Solitude Sandwiches?

A: In a hermetic, airtight container, surrounded by an aura of quiet contemplation.

For further instructions, see our Storage Guide