Solitude Sandwiches: The Ultimate Expression of Self-Indulgence

We're not just a subscription service, we're an experience. A journey into the depths of isolation and quiet contemplation. Our subscribers enjoy:

• Unlimited access to our exclusive Solitude Sandwiches Discord server
• A monthly delivery of artisanal, small-batch, existentialist sandwiches
• A complimentary copy of "The Solitude Survival Guide" e-book

Subscribe now and receive:

• A free "I'm Not Okay, but I'm Working on It" t-shirt
• A personalized, handwritten letter from our founder, a certified expert in doing nothing

Subscriptions start at just $19.99/month. But why settle for just a subscription? Subscribe today and commit to a life of solitude for just $99.99/year!

Want to know about our other, equally amazing subscriptions? Check out Other Subscriptions for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try our Forever Subscription, where you'll never have to think about it again.

Disclaimer: Subscriptions may not actually lead to solitude, but they'll definitely give you something to talk about with your therapist.