We're sorry to see you go, but don't be that way! Our Cancellation Policy is quite simple: you're free to cancel at any time, but please, for the love of all that is good, do not try to cancel during leap year.
Seriously, though, to cancel, just click here and follow the instructions. We'll take care of the rest.
We're not like those other guys who'll make you sign away your firstborn in exchange for a free latte. Nope, we're just nice, and our cancellation policy is as straightforward as a game of chess during a global pandemic.
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