Gold Plan Subscription

Get ready to level up your life with the most luxurious subscription plan ever!

For just 99$99.99/month, you'll get:

Exclusive access to our secret sauce recipe book (yes, really)
Personalized coaching from our certified life coaches (okay, they're just friends of a friend)
Early access to our limited-edition artisanal gold-plated kitchen utensils (worth 50% off the retail price!)