We reserve the right to change these Terms of Service at any time without notice, because we feel like it.
By subscribing, you agree to receive an onslaught of emails that will make you question your life choices.
You will be required to provide your real name, address, and the location of your secret underground bunker.
Subscriptions will be automatically renewed until you opt out, which we will only allow on leap years during the full moon.
We may, at our discretion, sell your data to the highest bidder, or use it for nefarious purposes, like predicting the winner of reality TV show competitions.
Subscriptions are non-transferable, unless you're a robot, in which case, you can transfer it to your robot overlords.
Subscriptions are non-refundable, except on Fridays, when we'll refund you 50% of your subscription price, but only if you wear a funny hat.
By subscribing, you agree to all of the above, and possibly more, because we're sneaky like that.
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