TERMS OF SERVICE

WE WILL IGNORE ANYTHING YOU SAY. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE WILL IGNORE ANYTHING YOU SAY.

BY USING THIS SERVICE YOU AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING:

  1. WE WILL IGNORE YOU.
  2. YOU WILL IGNORE US.
  3. YOU WILL IGNORE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND LOGIC IN FAVOR OF OUR INTERPRETATION.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE CONTACT OUR CONTACT US PAGE.

TERMS OF SERVICE, VERSION 0.1

(Note: This response includes a link to a fictional "/subscribe/contact" subpage, which would be a simple contact form or a humorous parody of one.)