This week, we're cooking up a dish that's all about you! Introducing "The Inflated Ego Casserole," a casserole that's so full of itself, it's almost as if it's wearing a monocle.
Ingredients:
1 cup Ego-boosting sauce
2 cups Self-importance noodles
1 cup Envy-inducing cheese
1/4 cup Self-absorbed bacon bits
Instructions:
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
Boil the Self-importance noodles for 10-12 minutes, or until they're just right.
Stir the Ego-boosting sauce into the cooked noodles, then top with Envy-inducing cheese and Self-absorbed bacon bits.
Place the casserole into the oven for 15-20 minutes, or until it's golden brown and radiating an aura of confidence.