Why Not to Subscribe?

Because, let's be real, who needs all that drama, anxiety, and existential dread in their life?

We're talking daily newsletters, weekly newsletters, bi-weekly newsletters – it's all just a never-ending cycle of "you're missing out" and "you're failing." No, thank you.

The Agony and the Ecstacy

We've all been there: scrolling through our feeds, feeling inadequate and out of touch with the world, wondering if everyone else is having more fun without us.

But trust us, friend, you're not missing out on much.

Want to see what you're missing? Click below for some real-time feeds of people's sock drawers:

• Sock Drawer of the Day
• Sock Drawer of the Month
• Sock Drawer of the Year (it's not as exciting as you think)

Or, if you insist on feeling bad about yourself, we've got a special section just for you:

• Daily Inadequacy
• Weekly Inadequacy
• Monthly Inadequacy

Enjoy your journey down the rabbit hole of self-doubt and regret!

Or, you know, just leave now while you still can.