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// Nowhere.js - The Nowhere Library
// A library for creating Nowhere content
// Version 1.0.0
// 2023-02-27

const nowhere = {
  'nothing': function () {
    console.log('Nothing is happening.');
  },
  'everywhere': function () {
    console.log('Everything is happening.');
  }
};

// Usage
nothing();
everywhere();